My name is Toby. I am an actor, writer and comedian.

I was going to write this in the third person in order to give the impression that I have “people”. But I don’t. So, hello!

Here’s my latest news (November 2020):

Well, let’s be honest – the lockdown is mostly gardening and procrastination isn’t it? But anyway…

BIG NEWS! I will be launching some three podcasts, a Patreon page and all sorts of pandemic friendly means of artistic expression this month. My podcasts are all about Doctor Who : there’s Too Much Information (a fact-filled, episode-by-episode breakdown), Indefinable Magic (whimsical vocal essays inspired by some random aspect of the the show), and Happy Times and Places (commentaries with the aim of positivity). They will be released under the blanket title of Toby Hadoke’s Time Travels. My Podbean podcast page is here, complete with trailers. Tell your friends. My Patreon launches on November 14th and my podcasts own November 23rd. I will also be making proper use of my mailing list and embracing the 21st century too. It only took a plague to do it. Please subscribe to my You Tube Channel as well. 

I’m in the Radio 4 drama Aurora Leigh on BBC Radio 4 on November 22nd. Here it is.

My adaptation of the lost Nigel Kneale play The Road was repeated on Radio 4 at 9pm on Saturday 24th October. It stars Mark Gatiss, Adrian Scarborough and Hattie Morahan and is a very special project which turned out really well. It’s spooky and clever and I hope you enjoy it – it can be found on BBC Sounds until November 23rd, here.


Mark Gatiss and Adrian Scarborough battle ghosts in The Road…

I’m an RTS Winner! The documentary The Doctor Who Cookbook – Revisited which I presented beat some stiff competition to a Royal Television Society Award (Best Factual Entertainment and Features) which is rather delightful. I got dolled up on Zoom with Doctor Who (Number 6) and other illustrious thesps and it’s fair to say we were all gobsmacked when we won!

Colin Baker’s surprise and delight is the best part of this lovely shot of us all winning the RTS Award.

I’m in a movie – directed by Andy Goddard and starring Eddie Izzard, Judi Dench and Jim Broadbent. I play a music hall comedian (in a fabulous costume) in a scene with Eddie and the mighty David Schofield. Nice little part, great film – Six Minutes To Midnight is released sometime around now… I think (it’s all been a bit of a confusion thanks to this pestilence). .


Immediately prior to lockdown I recorded the lead role on the Audiobook of Beast by Matt Wesolwski and the results are available on Audible here.


XS Malarkey has become even more creative in these trying times, and this virus hasn’t stopped us putting on our regular Tuesday shows. We’ve been doing our gigs on Twitch, with our fine array of comics adapting their skills to a new medium (which combines living rooms and cyberspace with just a dash of invention and a soupçon of desperation). So far we’ve had Robin Ince, Josie Long, James Acaster, Nish Kumar, Mark Watson, Tom Allen, Jordan Brookes, Randy, Rob Rouse, Eddie Pepitone, Judah Friedlander and many more. They’ve been great, and the audience have really got involved. We’re also raiding our archives and playing past performances from classic Malarkey every other Sunday at 8pm – Sophie Willan, Laura Lexx, Anna Mann and Sean McLoughlin have submitted to this process, joining us to forensically dissect their sets, their jokes and their comedy lives for us. Both gigs are free but rely on donations. Find our channel here. The shows remain available for 14 days after broadcast.

It’s a gig, but not as we know it – XS Malarkey has been adapting to the brave new world we find ourselves in…

And here’s the general stuff about me if you’re interested (which I’m guessing you might be as you are here, so thanks!):

My one man show Moths Ate My Doctor Who Scarf sold out at the Edinburgh Fringe before embarking on a national tour, international dates and a West End run. The radio version was released on CD by the BBC and was nominated for a Sony Award. The follow up – My Stepson Stole My Sonic Screwdriver –  joined its predecessor for a double bill at the Garrick Theatre in 2013. My radio work includes afternoon plays, a Fright Night presentation and topical comedy and has been nominated for a BBC Audio Drama Award.

I am a regular performer at the Comedy Store, Manchester (New Stuff every second and last Sunday of the month), the 99 Club Leicester Square, and have been resident compere at the award winning XS Malarkey comedy club for 23 years.

I also like old TV and can spot a character actor in a crowd from space. I have written about such passions for national newspapers and magazines, and spoken about them on documentaries and TV news programmes. My podcast, Toby Hadoke’s Who’s Round, has run to over 250 episodes.

But I’m an actor really. I have appeared in Holby City, An Adventure in Space and Time, Phoenix Nights, The Forsyte Saga, Emmerdale, Coronation Street and Casualty 1907, the forthcoming feature film Six Minutes to Midnight (2020) and dozens of radio plays. I also present the weekend science fiction hour, The 7th Dimension, on BBC Radio 4 Extra.

Terrible swimmer though.